omfg that FACE
Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times
THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD
i jUST TRIED TO EMAIL MY TEACHER AN ASSIGNMENT AND ACCIDENTALLY SENT HIM A PICTURE OF KRIS IN LEATHER PANTS WHAT DO I DO OMFG
OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU GUYS REBLOGGING THIS
for those of you insisting on spreading this around i just thought i’d make it a bit more entertaining by adding the picture i sent
what have i got to lose right??
hE REPLIED AND I AM SOBBING
10 pm sounds like a good time to start all the hw due tomorrow that i had all week to finish
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
Do you ever just sit in front of your books and just
I do. Guilty.
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
finnick pregnant with triplets
annie and johanna make out
gale discovers district 14
president snow joins the rebellion
prim reaped for the 76th hunger games
omg tag your spoilers
dont forget peetas dance career
but who’s the father for finnick’s kids
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
Most impressive lines from my fave animation movie.
Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke at Saving Mr. Banks premiere, Dec 9th, 2013.