Absolutely Ridiculous


"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." -Marilyn Monroe

Sarah. Canadian, seventeen, grade eleven.

Love hard. Love wide. Love deeply. Love yourself and love others. Love people who are alive and people who are not. Love fictional characters and couples. Love the people in your life and the people you want in your life. Love life. Love everything you can. Open yourself up to love. It really does make all the difference.

Learn from your mistake and make better ones tomorrow.


It was my arrow, aimed at the chink in the force field surrounding the arena, that brought on this firestorm of retribution. That sent the whole country of Panem into chaos.



I was shopping for books on Western…
I was shopping for books on Western…

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.


"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)


worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too


ducksaysspooky:

"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.


monobeartheater:

dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips

oh fuck i didnt know girls liked when i did this


trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then


caseyanthonyofficial:

Today I found out that my dick is as long as 2 office depot staplers. In other news I’m banned from office depot. 


sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair



sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.



snapchatting:

*promotes my blog at ur funeral*